year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: WALK INTO THE CLUB LIKE WHAT UP, I GOT A BIG COCK
ok
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Basically the big three trying to figure out what the heck is up with this new fandom.
i love how we’re basically treating hannibal like our newborn baby brother just being brought home from the hospital
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Happy Two Year Anniversary to one of the highest-selling digital albums of all time, BORN THIS WAY!
(Source: gagaroyale)
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![the-absolute-funniest-posts:
awayed:
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so](http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a79b89042e416cf87df8667db89c82b/tumblr_mn63nrhygS1qfivuvo1_500.jpg)
my sister and i agreed to put “i love [insert eachothers names]” as our senior quotes but i wanted to make it real so
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